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I 3D printed an alien.
I know what you’re thinking! Get your mind out of the gutter. It wasn’t anything like that. I didn’t know what I was printing! But now he’s here and he’s huge and he’s…not the color I thought he’d be.
But there’s another problem…
I mean, besides being transported off my station and onto some alien escape pod, then crash landing on an alien alien planet where I have to rely on this big brute of a guy to protect me, even though we’re enemies.
The other problem is that somehow I’m feeling these naughty feelings. A lot of them. They’re strong and passionate and overwhelming. Probably because I’ve never felt anything like this in my life.
So, if you’re receiving this, this is my SOS. Please, get me off this rock before I do something I know I’ll regret with an enemy alien. I don’t care how hot he is.
(I might be lying about that last part.)
